Today I learned a literal introspection

Honestly I did. Today I learned that running, maintaining, and writing on a blog is a ton harder than it is. Non withstanding the fact I have the attention span that could probably break the Guinness World Record for shortest span ever, but the fact then when you're at the blog and the little cursor line is blinking, it's honestly hard to write.

But that's a secondary fact. Today I REALLY learned, That the 3 Musketeers candy bar, actually used to be THREE. DIFFERENT. FLAVORS. WHAT.

No seriously, they had vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry. Talk about metropolitan in your mouth. Now I need a time machine to try this out. For seriousness.

Learn more Stuff

Statistics. One word. This one word has probably elicited more emotions out of me in the past 3 weeks than any of my live events or the past 20 years or so. Today I learned that stats needs to go jump in a lava pit. Stratification, Two proportion z-integer testing, I feel as though learning it isn't worthy of a real today I learned. So today, learn something really neat-o.

Did you know, Red heads are actually feel less electrical pain, but actually are susceptible to thermal energy? So they burn more easily, but they can't be shocked as much. Cool story huh?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_hair

Laugh! It's only FINALS.

Today I learned something that I totally didn't expect to learn. Actually two things. The best ways to relieve stress, (And believe it or not, this week is stress central), is to one, Laugh, and two, stretch.

The second one I can kind of see, because you're stretching and moving muscle joints and redistributing growing stress weights on your body, but actually trying it, works WONDERS. you don't believe me? Do what I did, find an abandoned corner of the ELC, stretch everywhere till you cannot stretch anymore, (Bonus points for hopefully not being seen stretching in weird positions), and you'll feel marvelous. Trust me. It's a thing.

But the second one? laughing? during finals? Sounds impossible right? Apparently not. I've been so stressed I haven't laughed in about 20 eons. So I'll test this one out, and I'll let you all know what happens, you dear 19 people. So maybe try this terribly terrible joke to help you maybe destress your life.

I named my Ipod Titanic.
It's sync-ing.

Springtime, in Finland?

So today I learned about SUU's study abroad. What a crazy cool idea! Too bad all of my majors get sent off to some of the more inhospitable locations in the world, including Finland, Sweden, and Switzerland! Sometimes I love being a communications major, sometimes it just...leaves me in the cold. Haha. Ha.

But seriously, It costs the same as regular expensive SUU tuition, but traveling to Europe seems to be pretty cheap considering how expensive it could be. Let's make an educational Pro/Con list.

Pros:
-I go to Europe
-I learn lots of communication
-I go to Finland or Sweden
-I learn lots of communications far away!
-It's in English

Cons:
-Cold
-Cold
-Food is expensive
-Might run out of money
-So Cold.
-Senior status

So far, the cons are outweighing the pro's. But who knows Maybe someday I'll think on it and actually go through and do it.

Science Words

Hey, person reading this blog. What day is it today? April 17th? yeah, you're right.

Today, and mostly yesterday, I learned the phenomenon of of weather-wind cold draft zones. It's where a certain geographical location that is the pit-end of Utah, is at a certain elevation and location, that different weather currents and conditioins collide and create unprecedented weather conditions in a small geographical area that makes it almost impossible to predict actual weather conditions because every doppler radar that tries to make an accurate reading of the weather gets fooled, shamed, and is almost never right.

AKA: Weather in Cedar City is crazy .

Today I learn Edition: Myself and Mountains

Not to make a complainy complain post. But this week. Has been . WhatTheCrapIt'sNotPossible.

It's more like, I am a walking deconstructor. If you want something broken, destroyed, or something to completely make sure it losses functionality at any point, give it to me. I am the eventual bane of any technology.

That's what I learned today, ALSO, I learned that Utah IS WHACK. Snow in the middle of April? Is that a thing? I know it's a thing because it's Cedar City and I shouldn't be surprised but any such ridiculous shows of weather. But man, I don't like being cold.

ALSO: Today I learned that even though you ask Apple to email your forgotten password, they wont. Wahoo.

ALSO ALSO: Today I learned also that certain mobile carrier plans actually have a 3G wireless coverage on Mount Everest, just so you can tweet that you're at the top.

Source: http://www.geek.com/mobile/mount-everest-now-has-a-permanent-3g-connection-to-the-summit-1292277/

Making Friends

It's day 21, and blimey, it's been a crazy ol' time. I've right well blended into the herd. They don't know it, but I'm pretty sure I've become one with their pack. In other words, I've entered the wild into a new group of bros, and learning the already in-place innate customs and traditions of the group is pretty crazy. It's literally like a whole new world, but then the more I learn, the better off I am...right?

But here are some new things that I totally learned over the course of this 17-day infiltration of the "Bro-Wild"

• Never offer anyone chocolate. Ever.
• League of Legends is a thing.
• Cowboys didn't exist.
• I'm a lot shorter than I thought I was
• Ramen is not the go-to food for parties.
• Eggo Waffles are also SUPER-ADDICTING

Also, today I learned I really, really, really, hate Statistics. Seriously.