A confession of epic, day-shattering proportions

Today I learned something momentous, something That I've known for a little while now, but something I never really wanted to act on until now. It's a part of me I never wanted to face, nor did I need to face it until quite recently. I know it's a little bit of a public taboo, but honestly at this point, I could care little for the condemnations of others.

I'm admitting it, I recently started playing Dungeons and Dragons.

I know, it's a crazy thing to say, but I am officially hooked. I love the roleplaying, how you can do anything and use thye most out-of-the-box thinking to solve a problem. Engaging in battles, all hinging on the ever-changing fates set by the roll of a die. It's crazy intense. And as I'm learning, D&D Is like, ancient. Try 50 years old and counting. Right now, my dude that I created is a monk, which AKA, is freakin' Ninja. I probably get way more enjoyment out of this game than I probably should, so I'm adding it to the guilty pleasures list.

Which also includes:

• Other people's Drama
• Jersey Shore
• JRPGs
• Fuzzy Winter Hats
• Little Caesar's Pizza

Today I Learned: Test Edition!

To change things up today, I decided to give you all a POP-TEST. You know, In honor of midterms.

1) Does Stephen enjoy midterms?
a] No
b] HELL no.
c] Of course.
d] The same amount he loves Bees.

2) If you had to put Jelly on the 2nd bread slice, the first having peanut butter, (Creamy), what jelly?
a] Strawberry
b] Raspberry
c] Grapes
d] Maple Syrup

3) If you are being attacked by a bear, what do you do?
a] Run
b] Kamehameha
c] Use Anti-Bear Spray
d] Have your own Bear defend yourself

4) If you had to pick how long spring break would be, what would you pick
a] A week
b] Two weeks
c] Three weeks
d] Forever

5) If you had to rename 'Pepper Spray', what would you call it?

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6) On a day by day basis, how many TIL (Today I Learned) moments do you have
a] One
b] Three
c] Twenty
d] None because I'm wise, fosho.

7) Popcorn, Butter or not butter?
a]Butter
b]Not butter
c]Caramel
d] Sriacha

8) Pick a Band, if you haven't heard them, check them out!
a] Madeon
b] Unkle
c] These New Puritans
d] Ninjaspy

9) Favorite Hashtag ever of all time?

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10) Did you find this test to rock?
a] OF COURSE. I'm going to read Stephen's blog every day. Ever.
b] Yeah..uh huh...cool...best...blog...ever.
c] Zzzzzz.
d] Stephen needs class credit, so I should give him views and comments. Foo'real

Jobs I didn't expect people to make money in. Plus Humor

Today I learned something of crazy significance today! Even more than not putting any electronic equipment into a bathtub, or there are certain things you NEVER say to a girl when she asks you about her choice of clothing.

I learned that people get paid lots of bucks, to play video games.

MIND BLOWN. You think I'm kidding. It's apparently called MLG. Major League Gaming. And people play and they get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for it.

Now, as a player of video games myself, I can officially endorse this as a, "What the fuh WHY." Sort of thing.

Playing video games professionally, is like saying you was in the Olympic's Curling team. Seriously.
Just a quick bit for today.So I'll reward the two people reading this with a joke.

A Skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a drink and a mop.