A long long time ago in a town far far away, there lived a young man. Not so old, but still too young, he was beginning an adventure on his own. After an arduous quest for social survival among the dying vestiges of land and hope that was his old home, he journeyed several miles away to a town filled with quaint and smallness, called Cedar City.

No seriously. I just got out and literally I know nothing about the world, it's like one giant education in life, pop culture, love, and so much stuff you could call it brain meltingly bad. For example:

• I know of only three kinds of cheeses
• I know only two Beatles
• My music selection knowledge before 2004 entails of Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, and Queen
• Talking to girls is literally a different language.
• The amount of cuisine I've tasted past a PB&J is very limited. 
• Never played any musical instrument
• I've been to three states only
•  Never had a first love
• I act so white I could blend in with a snowstorm
• Plus fifty more I can't remember off the top of my head.

So you wanna read about my redonkulous  adventures? Want to laugh at the comedy of my life? Want to secretly make fun jokes about me when I don't know as you read all the stuff I haven't done? Do you just like reading and have  spare time? Are you reading this because it's required for a certain class which also requires me to put out incriminating information about myself as well?

Then read my blog. Read it. All the time. Every day. You know you want to. Do it.

Serious business happening here.